MY BROTHER BELIEVES GOD IS REAL.

FOR A PASTOR, THAT’S A GOOD WAY TO FEEL.

OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DOUBTS,

CONCERNING GOD’S WHEREABOUTS.

TO GET THEM ONBOARD IS HIS DEAL.

 

 

I SELDOM CONSUME ALCOHOL.

IT GIVES ME NO PLEASURE AT ALL.

DRINKING BEER AFTER BEER

MAKES YOU FALL ON YOUR REAR

OR CRASH YOUR CAR INTO A WALL.