MY REUNION’S ABOUT TO UNFOLD.
WITH PLENTY OF STORIES RETOLD.
IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS
SINCE I’VE SEEN ALL MY PEERS.
I WONDER HOW MANY ARE OLD.
I’M REAL BAD ON A COMPUTER.
I THINK I NEED SOME SORT OF TUTOR.
MY E-MAIL’S DELETED,
BEFORE IT’S COMPLETED,
AND I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW TO REBOOT ‘ER.
I’M STUCK ON A SLOW ELEVATOR.
I GUESS I’LL BE GETTING THERE LATER.
WELL, I’M NOT IN A HURRY,
SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY.
BUT I’M THINKING OF CALLING RALPH NADER.